If bad luck was an Olympic sport, you’d be bringing home the gold. Our always in a jam heavy cotton t-shirt sums up your existence perfectly- stuck, struggling, and somehow still pretending everything’s fine. Whether you’re constantly late, always dealing with nonsense, or just have a talent for making life harder than it needs to be, this casual shirt lets everyone know that yes, you’re aware, and no, you don’t need advice. Comfortable enough for navigating your latest catastrophe, it’s the ultimate uniform for those who can’t catch a break - except maybe from reality.
Key Features:
Material: 100% ethically sourced heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) for year-round
Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.
Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F). Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on medium. Do not iron or dry-clean.
