Running on fumes and black coffee? Same. Our heavy cotton tee is for the days when you’ve officially crossed from tired to burnt. The classic fit keeps you comfortable while life slowly roasts your soul. A sad piece of burnt toast and one blunt word do all the emotional labor for you - it’s the perfect uniform for functional exhaustion. Wear it when you're running late, giving up, or just showing up out of spite.
Material: 100% ethically sourced heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) for year-round
Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.
Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
