Oh, congratulations, you’ve finally found a heavy cotton t-shirt that speaks the cold, hard truth. While everyone else is out here flexing about things that don’t matter, you’re just embracing reality - because let’s be honest, nothing hits harder than this particular D. Our Depression - biggest D I've ever had graphic shirt is as darkly hilarious as your coping mechanisms, making it perfect for those who prefer their humor dry and their shirts ridiculously comfortable. Soft, durable, and just the right amount of unbothered, it’s basically your personality in clothing form. Wear it, own it, and let the world know you’ve been carrying this weight for way too long - might as well do it in style.
Key Features:
Material: 100% ethically sourced heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) for year-round
Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.
Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F). Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on medium. Do not iron or dry-clean.
