Nothing says thriving like aggressively fake positivity laced with exhaustion and a hint of rage. Our feeling fucking peachy heavy cotton tee is for those days when you’re barely hanging on but still committed to passive-aggressively pretending otherwise. A statement shirt for the overworked, the under-caffeinated, and those who answer How are you? with Living the dream through gritted teeth. Soft, durable, and dripping with sarcasm, it’s the perfect uniform for smiling through the chaos while secretly plotting your escape. If you were any more fucking peachy, you’d be legally required to warn people.
Key Features:
Material: 100% ethically sourced heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) for year-round
Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.
Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F). Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on medium. Do not iron or dry-clean.
