You asked, and against all odds, I still don’t care. But hey, here’s a fig, take it and go. Our I don't give a fig, but here's one to shut you up heavy cotton tee is the ultimate uniform for the unbothered, the uninterested, and the professionally done-with-it. A statement shirt for those who have perfected the art of apathy, it’s soft, durable, and loaded with just enough sarcasm to do the talking for you. Whether you’re dealing with annoying coworkers, exhausting relatives, or just the general public, this graphic top is your polite but firm exit strategy. Fig given. Now move along.
Key Features:
Material: 100% ethically sourced heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) for year-round
Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.
Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F). Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on medium. Do not iron or dry-clean.
