For those who know the true meaning of comfort, Potatoes: 99% of My Will to Live hits harder than a plate of fries after a bad day. Equal parts relatable and hilarious, this design is a tribute to the one food group that never disappoints. Printed on heavy cotton with a classic fit, our tee is made for lounging, snacking, and side-eyeing salad. Whether it's mashed, fried, or baked - this shirt proudly displays your starch-based survival strategy.
Material: 100% ethically sourced heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) for year-round
Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.
Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
