The sun is shining, birds are chirping, and you’re already mentally done with the day. Our Ray of Fucking Sunshine isn’t just a shirt - it’s a walking disclaimer. Perfect for those who radiate just enough sarcasm to be charming, and just enough hostility to keep people at a safe distance. Printed on heavy cotton with a classic fit that feels like an emotional support blanket, this tee is your armor in a world that insists on small talk and toxic positivity. It’s bold, it’s blunt, and honestly, it’s probably doing more for your boundaries than therapy ever has.
Material: 100% ethically sourced heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) for year-round
Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.
Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
