Socializing is overrated, and so is pretending to be friendly. Our sour but still delicious heavy cotton shirt is perfect for those who embrace their natural state of mild irritation and selective social tolerance. You may be sour, but at least you’re not fake - and honestly, that should count for something. Whether you're avoiding eye contact, ignoring notifications, or just silently hoping people take the hint, this graphic top does the work for you. Soft, durable, and just detached enough to keep interactions to a minimum, it’s your new uniform for existing without engaging.
Key Features:
Material: 100% ethically sourced heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) for year-round
Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.
Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F). Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on medium. Do not iron or dry-clean.
