Some people complain, others pour a glass and get on with it. If you prefer your problems aged in oak barrels rather than aired out for sympathy, our Whiney heavy cotton tee is for you. Bold, sarcastic, and just a little too relatable, this graphic top lets the world know you’re not whining - you’re just handling things the adult way. Comfortable enough for lounging, durable enough for a long night of regrettable decisions, and stylish enough to make it clear that your tolerance for nonsense is lower than your wine glass at happy hour. Wear it, own it, and remind everyone that some problems are best solved by a second bottle.
Key Features:
Material: 100% ethically sourced heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²) for year-round
Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.
Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.
Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F). Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on medium. Do not iron or dry-clean.
