Wishing for a Season of Long Naps & Zero Small Talk | X-Mas Sweater

Embrace the holiday season with the ultimate introvert’s dream: long naps, minimal interaction, and zero small talk. Our cozy sweater Wishing for a Season of Long Naps And Zero Small Talk is a perfect escape for those who love their quiet time more than the hustle and bustle of holiday cheer. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it keeps you warm whether you’re lounging at home or navigating family gatherings with as little conversation as possible. This pullover is the ideal gift for introverts, introverted friends, or anyone who values a little peace and solitude during the holidays. Its minimalist design offers maximum comfort and style, while the humor adds a fun twist to the season’s more social moments. Whether it's for your favorite bookworm or someone who just needs some quiet time, this sweater is the gift they never knew they needed. Perfect for Christmas mornings, chilly nights in, or simply as a way to spread some quiet joy.

Key Features:

Material: medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% ethically sourced cotton (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) and 50% polyester

Fit & Feel: Classic fit with a crew neckline for relaxed, comfortable wear. No side seams for a smooth feel, long-lasting quality and reduced fabric waste.

Durability: Shoulder tape provides stability, while the ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.

Design Process: Each tee is printed using top-quality dye sublimation (DTG) techniques, ensuring vibrant colors that stay vivid over time.

Certifications: Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety, crafted from US cotton in accordance with the Cotton Trust Protocol.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash warm (max 30°C or 90°F). Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron or dry-clean.